So I’ve decided not to keep up with the pee count. Yes, there are a lot of sightings of men (and sometimes women, oh let’s be honest, and kids) peeing in the streets. But it would just really end up being a recounting of how they peed. No need for that.
But I do want to tell you about the most memorable naked-in-the-street guy I saw. He was sitting and had himself propped up against a meridian, legs casually crossed into the lane of traffic. Holding his penis.
I know, I know – it’s supposed to be sad. But sometimes things are so sad, they’re funny.